LIMERICKS 4

How will Teresa react is another thing
For sure Brexit ain't making her sing!!!
In a few words,it seems a mess
The outcome will be anyone's guess
Satisfaction all round I doubt it will bring.

This balloon in Trump`s image says it all

Today they are saying we might have thunder
I really hope it’s not a blunder

Today they are saying we might have thunder
I really hope it’s not a blunder
It could stop golf out on the links

Today they are saying we might have thunder
It’s feeling so close, is it any wonder?

Today they are saying we might have thunder
I really hope it’s not a blunder
It could stop golf out on the links

Today they are saying we might have thunder
I really hope it’s not a blunder
It could stop golf out on the links
Much more heat and my heart sinks

Today they are saying we might have thunder
I really hope it’s not a blunder
It could stop golf out on the links
Much more heat and my heart sinks
Praying hopes of rain are not torn asunder

There once was a sweet little cat

There once was a sweet little cat
With my corgi dog it would spat

There once was a sweet little cat
With my corgi dog it would spat
But the cat was no slouch

There once was a sweet little cat
With my corgi dog it would spat
But the cat was no slouch
It soon vacated the couch

There once was a sweet little cat
With my corgi dog it would spat
But the cat was no slouch
It soon vacated the couch
And took up its place on the mat

I know of a good place to go

I know of a good place to go
Where they put on one hell of a show!!!

I know of a good place to go
Where they put on one hell of a show!!!
So if it's fun that you crave

I know of a good place to go
Where they put on one hell of a show!!!
So if it's fun that you crave
I have heard of this big rave

I know of a good place to go
Where they put on one hell of a show!!!
So if it's fun that you crave
I have heard of this big rave
It's called Buckingham Palace you know.

A young chap called Charlie from Slough

A young chap called Charlie from Slough
A dab hand at his home with the plough

A young chap called Charlie from Slough
A dab hand at his home with the plough
Thought he'd try pastures new

A young chap called Charlie from Slough
A dab hand at his home with the plough
Thought he'd try pastures new
However sadly, he had`nt a clue

A young chap called Charlie from Slough
A dab hand at his home with the plough
Thought he'd try pastures new
However sadly, he had`nt a clue
So he'd better stay home just for now

At young farmers he moaned to his mates

At young farmers he moaned to his mates
The darned plough did not impress his dates

At young farmers he moaned to his mates
The darned plough did not impress his dates
They wanted romance

At young farmers he moaned to his mates
The darned plough did not impress his dates
They wanted romance
Much more than a dalliance

At young farmers he moaned to his mates
The darned plough did not impress his dates
They wanted romance
Much more than a dalliance
So he built a few kissing gates

There was a young man in a waistcoat,

There was a young man in a waistcoat,
Who earned money by punting a boat

There was a young man in a waistcoat,
Who earned money by punting a boat
He was very apt at this work