Heaven had already prepared indeed For her and Andre a sumptuous feed Honey spread on bread of life. He said "Will you be my wife?" She whisperd yes with haste and speed
There was a mature lady from Devon Who fancied the pants off Andre Previn Looking all prim, dressed to kill, Vowing that have him she will Then live her life to the full in heaven.
The holiday season is upon us Whilst many locals tend to cuss But I do like a dip in the briny And this dip is always a skinny! So come on ,we won't make a fuss.
Carpet bowls is the game I like best Sea and water games here in the west. How about orienteering? Or perhaps volunteering? All to be done in your vest.