LIMERICKS 4

On a very hot and sticky Sports day
I wish I was cruising the coast of Norway
with an adonis alongside

On a very hot and sticky Sports day
I wish I was cruising the coast of Norway

I once knew this lady from Southend
Who was, sadly, slightly round the bend
Common sense she had none
And when she reached ninety-one
Our Queen, a birthday card did not send

On a very hot and sticky Sports day

I once knew this lady from Southend
Who was, sadly, slightly round the bend
Common sense she had none
And when she reached ninety-one

I once knew this lady from Southend
Who was, sadly, slightly round the bend
Common sense she had none

I once knew this lady from Southend
Who was, sadly, slightly round the bend

There was a young lady from Crewe
Who liked to say things that weren't true
The fantasies she told
Were often quite bold
Should we simply let these matters accrue?

I once knew this lady from Southend

There was a young lady from Crewe
Who liked to say things that weren't true
The fantasies she told
Were often quite bold

There was a young lady from Crewe
Who liked to say things that weren't true
The fantasies she told

There was a young lady from Crewe
Who liked to say things that weren't true

I'm off to ride a steam train
A pleasure I`m sure yet again,
While happily puffing
Hopefully just nothing
Will stop us, especially not rain

There was a young lady from Crewe

I'm off to ride a steam train
A pleasure I`m sure yet again,
While happily puffing
Hopefully just nothing

I'm off to ride a steam train
A pleasure I`m sure yet again,
While happily puffing

I'm off to ride a steam train
A pleasure I`m sure yet again

However I recall this couple from Penarth,
Whatever the weather they both wore a scarf
Each one with a motif of Wales
While going on their happy trails
Where they did have a lots of laughs!!!

I'm off to ride a steam train

However I recall this couple from Penarth,
Whatever the weather they both wore a scarf
Each one with a motif of Wales
While going on their happy trails

However I recall this couple from Penarth,
Whatever the weather they both wore a scarf
Each one with a motif of Wales

However I recall this couple from Penarth,
Whatever the weather they both wore a scarf

Then when I am married with child
There's no chance of me going wild
But settle down, be a role model
Life might be a doddle
As long as no divorce will be filed

However I recall this couple from Penarth

Then when I am married with child
There's no chance of me going wild
But settle down, be a role model
Life might be a doddle

Then when I am married with child
There's no chance of me going wild
But settle down, be a role model

Then when I am married with child
There's no chance of me going wild

Now I've reached the teenager years
Wont be long till I call mum, my old dear
I rebel and my room`s a mess
And I really couldn 't care less
I doubt I shall improve much to their fears

Then when I am married with child

Now I've reached the teenager years
Wont be long till I call mum, my old dear
I rebel and my room`s a mess
And I really couldn 't care less

Now I've reached the teenager years
Wont be long till I call mum, my old dear
I rebel and my room`s a mess