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Bathsheba Mon 19-Feb-18 14:46:46

There was an old woman from Hull
In her garden she kept a big bull
He's an Aberdeen Angus and gorgeous
His dangly bits are really enormous
His coat used fifty kilos of wool!

My son has just bought a new puppy

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travelsafar Sun 22-Apr-18 08:31:32

There was a tv talent show
For some it was a tale of woe
They tried their best
I'm their celebrity quest
But often they got four NO's!!!

I heard thunder late last night

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Jangran99 Sat 21-Apr-18 23:30:13

There was a tv talent show
For some it was a tale of woe
They tried their best
I'm their celebrity quest

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Barberdice Sat 21-Apr-18 23:11:21

There was a tv talent show
For some it was a tale of woe
They tried their best

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Jangran99 Sat 21-Apr-18 22:36:07

There was a tv talent show
For some it was a tale of woe

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Elrel Sat 21-Apr-18 22:33:33

There was a tv talent show

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Elrel Sat 21-Apr-18 22:32:09

The chickens are eating my plants
Despite my continual rants
A ready meal in fact
It's part of the contract
I think it's really pants!

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Barberdice Sat 21-Apr-18 18:00:37

The chickens are eating my plants
Despite my continual rants
A ready meal in fact
It's part of the contract

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Panache Sat 21-Apr-18 17:02:05

The chickens are eating my plants
Despite my continual rants
A ready meal in fact

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Barberdice Sat 21-Apr-18 16:05:38

The chickens are eating my plants
Despite my continual rants

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Rosieroe Sat 21-Apr-18 15:45:28

Maybe a waltz would be a gentler dance
Or a freestyle glide and prance
I might just be a wallflower and watch
Looking out for "that" gent`s eye to catch
But I’m hoping for that chance.

The chickens are eating my plants

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Panache Sat 21-Apr-18 13:40:31

Maybe a waltz would be a gentler dance
Or a freestyle glide and prance
I might just be a wallflower and watch
Looking out for "that" gent`s eye to catch

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travelsafar Sat 21-Apr-18 12:34:46

Maybe a waltz would be a gentler dance
Or a freestyle glide and prance
I might just be a wallflower and watch

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FarNorth Sat 21-Apr-18 12:16:16

Maybe a waltz would be a gentler dance
Or a freestyle glide and prance

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henetha Sat 21-Apr-18 11:49:41

Let's go break dancing tomorrow night!
We can dance till the morning light
Ready,willing and able I am
Only in my head though, Dam!!
I'd certainly break all my bones alright.

Maybe a waltz would be a gentler dance

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travelsafar Sat 21-Apr-18 08:51:58

Let's go break dancing tomorrow night!
We can dance till the morning light
Ready,willing and able I am
Only in my head though, Dam!!

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Panache Sat 21-Apr-18 08:44:19

Let's go break dancing tomorrow night!
We can dance till the morning light
Ready,willing and able I am

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travelsafar Sat 21-Apr-18 08:37:23

Let's go break dancing tomorrow night!
We can dance till the morning light

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Barberdice Fri 20-Apr-18 21:57:42

Then with my eye I espy ice cream
Oh no! not that I scream
A 99 it has to be!
No strong will-power, me
Of thinning down, I can only dream

Let's go break dancing tomorrow night!

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Jangran99 Fri 20-Apr-18 21:10:13

Then with my eye I espy ice cream
Oh no! not that I scream
A 99 it has to be!
No strong will-power, me blush

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Barberdice Fri 20-Apr-18 18:25:05

Then with my eye I espy ice cream
Oh no! not that I scream
A 99 it has to be!

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Barberdice Fri 20-Apr-18 18:21:14

Oops again. Meant Moneyboss!

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Barberdice Fri 20-Apr-18 18:20:15

Oops sorry. Will follow on from Panache

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Barberdice Fri 20-Apr-18 18:17:44

When all slim, lithe and full of vigour
Having regained our sylph like figure
A new wardrobe is next on the list
Then I will raise a joyful fist
And vow never ever to get any bigger

All stripped off and ready to tan

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Moneyboss Fri 20-Apr-18 18:10:51

Then with my eye I espy ice cream
Oh no! not that, I scream

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Panache Fri 20-Apr-18 17:13:30

When all slim,lithe and full of vigour
Having regained our sylph like figure
A new wardrobe is next on the list
Then i will raise a joyful fist
Trusting I never again get any bigger!

Then with my eye I espy ice cream

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