Limericks - 3

Those April showers just keep on coming
When I wish that it really was sunning

Those April showers just keep on coming
When I wish that it really was sunning
In Wales the sun shines bright

Those April showers just keep on coming
When I wish that it really was sunning
In Wales the sun shines bright
From morning till fading light

Those April showers just keep on coming
When I wish that it really was sunning
In Wales the sun shines bright
From morning till fading light
Summers, none of us you will find shunning!

Ladders are out,the paint is about dry

Ladders are out,the paint is about dry
All the flags are flying high,

Ladders are out,the paint is about dry
All the flags are flying high,
My stately home

Ladders are out,the paint is about dry
All the flags are flying high,
My stately home
Folk like to roam

Ladders are out,the paint is about dry
All the flags are flying high,
My stately home
Folk like to roam
I rather guess folk enjoy a good pry!

Plans are afoot for a May day treat

Plans are afoot for a May day treat
A brilliant picnic with all you can eat

Plans are afoot for a May day treat
A brilliant picnic with all you can eat
A couple of bottles of wine

Plans are afoot for a May day treat
A brilliant picnic with all you can eat
A couple of bottles of wine
Which are mine, all mine

Plans are afoot for a May day treat
A brilliant picnic with all you can eat
A couple of bottles of wine
Which are mine, all mine
So it seems our plans are now complete.

The woodland area where bluebells are rife

The woodland area where bluebells are rife
A peaceful place full of new life

The woodland area where bluebells are rife
A peaceful place full of new life
The birds a-twitter

The woodland area where bluebells are rife
A peaceful place full of new life
The birds a-twitter
The dewdrops glitter

The woodland area where bluebells are rife
A peaceful place full of new life
The birds a-twitter
The dewdrops glitter
Where mankind can shed much of its strife.

The hedgerows are abloom with natures best

The hedgerows are abloom with natures best
The weather is really putting them to the test

The hedgerows are abloom with natures best
The weather is really putting them to the test
Let's hope they stay strong

The hedgerows are abloom with natures best
The weather is really putting them to the test
Let's hope they stay strong
Summer shouldn't be too long

The hedgerows are abloom with natures best
The weather is really putting them to the test
Let's hope they stay strong
Summer shouldn't be too long
Hard saying that now with really some zest!

The early morning chorus is always a joy

The early morning chorus is always a joy
Birds always bring pleasure and never annoy

The early morning chorus is always a joy
Birds always bring pleasure and never annoy
I love watching them feed

The early morning chorus is always a joy
Birds always bring pleasure and never annoy
I love watching them feed
As they chomp on their seed

The early morning chorus is always a joy
Birds always bring pleasure and never annoy
I love watching them feed
As they chomp on their seed
But those pesky pigeons really annoy!

The cat's on patrol in the garden

(Sorry, just realised I used 'annoy' )

The early morning chorus is always a joy
Birds always bring pleasure and never annoy
I love watching them feed
As they chomp on their seed
But those pesky pigeons - oh boy!

The cat's on patrol in the garden