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Bathsheba Mon 19-Feb-18 14:46:46

There was an old woman from Hull
In her garden she kept a big bull
He's an Aberdeen Angus and gorgeous
His dangly bits are really enormous
His coat used fifty kilos of wool!

My son has just bought a new puppy

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Marydoll Sat 17-Mar-18 13:42:54

The snow has messed up all our plans
To visit Scotland in caravans
The roads are so dicey

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henetha Sat 17-Mar-18 12:00:39

The snow has messed up all our plans
To visit Scotland in caravans

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Squiffy Sat 17-Mar-18 10:36:03

It's been years since I rocked at a concert
As I'm a classical music convert,
Now it’s just Brahms and Liszt
That's until I am pissed,
After which I am rendered inert.

The snow has messed up all our plans

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Jangran99 Fri 16-Mar-18 23:58:34

It's been years since I rocked at a concert
As I'm a classical music convert,
Now it’s just Brahms and Liszt
That's until I am pissed,

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Bellanonna Fri 16-Mar-18 23:53:20

It's been years since I rocked at a concert
As I'm a classical music convert,
Now it’s just Brahms and Liszt

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Jangran99 Fri 16-Mar-18 23:51:05

It's been years since I rocked at a concert
As I'm a classical music convert,

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FarNorth Fri 16-Mar-18 21:46:40

There was a forecast for snow
Frozen fingers and noses aglow
I'm wearing five vests
To warm up my chest
And my old man's long johns down below.

It's been years since I rocked at a concert

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Tilly1234 Fri 16-Mar-18 21:35:20

To warm up my chest

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JoyBloggs Fri 16-Mar-18 21:10:40

There was a forecast for snow
Frozen fingers and noses aglow
I'm wearing five vests

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Squiffy Fri 16-Mar-18 18:24:54

There was a forecast for snow
Frozen fingers and noses aglow

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travelsafar Fri 16-Mar-18 17:22:57

I've been asked to the Easter Parade
I could wear the new outfit I made
With my flowery bonnet
And Eastertide sonnet
Like Judy Garland with all the frills upon it!!!

There was a forcast for snow

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Luckygirl Fri 16-Mar-18 14:17:55

I've been asked to the Easter Parade
I could wear the new outfit I made
With my flowery bonnet
And Eastertide sonnet

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henetha Fri 16-Mar-18 10:27:41

I've been asked to the Easter Parade
I could wear the new outfit I made
With my flowery bonnet

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Squiffy Fri 16-Mar-18 10:10:12

I've been asked to the Easter Parade
I could wear the new outfit I made

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JackyB Fri 16-Mar-18 09:25:20

I once thought I saw a pink ghost
Perhaps my mind I had lost
Though is seemed real enough
This rhyme is really tough
That's what I fear the most.

I've been asked to the Easter Parade

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travelsafar Fri 16-Mar-18 08:04:24

I once thought I saw a pink ghost
Perhaps my mind I had lost
Though is seemed real enough
This rhyme is really tough

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Bellanonna Thu 15-Mar-18 22:52:06

I once thought I saw a pink ghost
Perhaps my mind I had lost
Though is seemed real enough

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Marydoll Thu 15-Mar-18 22:39:30

I once thought I saw a pink ghost
Perhaps my mind I had lost

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FarNorth Thu 15-Mar-18 21:31:41

I could do with a day by the sea
Full of fun and excitement for me
A boiled egg sandwich all sandy
Kiss me quick hats and candy
Rounded off with a yummy cream tea.

I once thought I saw a pink ghost

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travelsafar Thu 15-Mar-18 18:24:28

I could do with a day by the sea
Full of fun and excitement for me
A boiled egg sandwich all sandy
Kiss me quick hats and candy

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FarNorth Thu 15-Mar-18 18:09:29

I could do with a day by the sea
Full of fun and excitement for me

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Squiffy Thu 15-Mar-18 17:03:54

I think I'll buy snorkel and jet skis
Then I won't have to pay any hire fees
But my insurance will rise
As high as the skies
As sure as the moon's made of cheese.

I could do with a day by the sea

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travelsafar Thu 15-Mar-18 14:47:06

I think I'll buy snorkel and jet skis
Then I won't have to pay any hire fees
But my insurance will rise
As high as the skies

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Bathsheba Thu 15-Mar-18 13:55:39

I think I'll buy snorkel and jet skis
Then I won't have to pay any hire fees

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FarNorth Thu 15-Mar-18 13:46:22

I'd love to spend all day in bed
It's getting up I really dread
I’d stay on Gransnet
And on horses I'd bet
And DH would see I was fed.

I think I'll buy snorkel and jet skis

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