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Limericks - 3

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Bathsheba Mon 19-Feb-18 14:46:46

There was an old woman from Hull
In her garden she kept a big bull
He's an Aberdeen Angus and gorgeous
His dangly bits are really enormous
His coat used fifty kilos of wool!

My son has just bought a new puppy

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Moneyboss Sat 17-Mar-18 19:02:10

The snow has messed up all our plans
To visit Scotland in caravans
The roads are so dicey
The trains are so pricey

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FarNorth Sat 17-Mar-18 21:54:23

The snow has messed up all our plans
To visit Scotland in caravans
The roads are so dicey
The trains are so pricey
We'll stay home and relax on divans.

I'm planning to have a big feed

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Marydoll Sat 17-Mar-18 22:03:04

I'm planning to have a big feed
I have to fulfil a great need

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Jangran99 Sat 17-Mar-18 23:25:34

I'm planning to have a big feed
I have to fulfil a great need
My belly is rumbling,

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travelsafar Sun 18-Mar-18 07:52:19

I'm planning to have a big feed
I have to fulfil a great need
My belly is rumbling,
It sounds like i'm grumbling

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henetha Sun 18-Mar-18 11:51:06

I'm planning to have a big feed
I have to fulfil a great need
My belly is rumbling,
It sounds like i'm grumbling
But I need grub if I'm to succeed.

I saw Boris on the telly today

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Rosieroe Sun 18-Mar-18 13:33:41

I saw Boris on the telly today
With that hair which looks just like hay

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Squiffy Sun 18-Mar-18 14:16:02

I saw Boris on the telly today
With that hair which looks just like hay
He made jokes in Latin

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Elrel Sun 18-Mar-18 16:14:14

I saw Boris on the telly today
With that hair which looks just like hay
He made jokes in Latin
Probably cheats when he is battin'

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Jangran99 Sun 18-Mar-18 18:59:20

I saw Boris on the telly today
With that hair which looks just like hay
He made jokes in Latin
Probably cheats when he is battin'
Is he a credible successor to May? ?

Will it still be snowing at Easter?

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Elrel Mon 19-Mar-18 13:25:24

Will it still be snowing at Easter?
Or can a lady at least wear

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Rosieroe Mon 19-Mar-18 17:12:10

Will it still be snowing at Easter?
Or can a lady at least wear
A warm knitted bonnet

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Bellanonna Mon 19-Mar-18 17:41:55

Will it still be snowing at Easter?
Or can a lady at least wear
A warm knitted bonnet
With daffodils on it

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Elrel Mon 19-Mar-18 17:51:11

Will it still be snowing at Easter?
Or can a lady at least wear
A warm knitted bonnet
With daffodils on it
And bunny tail on her keister?

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Elrel Mon 19-Mar-18 17:53:43

There was a young Irish colleen,

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FarNorth Mon 19-Mar-18 18:02:04

There was a young Irish colleen,
Whose dancing just had to be seen

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Squiffy Mon 19-Mar-18 22:56:26

There was a young Irish colleen,
Whose dancing just had to be seen
She jigged and she reeled

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Jangran99 Mon 19-Mar-18 23:13:51

There was a young Irish colleen,
Whose dancing just had to be seen
She jigged and she reeled
That over she keeled

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Elrel Mon 19-Mar-18 23:42:50

There was a young Irish colleen,
Whose dancing just had to be seen
She jigged and she reeled
That over she keeled
In her pretty dress so green.

There once was a Tory named Mogg

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Jangran99 Tue 20-Mar-18 09:52:42

There once was a Tory named Mogg
Whom some think should be the top-dog,

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Squiffy Tue 20-Mar-18 10:42:35

There once was a Tory named Mogg
Whom some think should be the top-dog,
Then along came another

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henetha Tue 20-Mar-18 11:33:08

There once was a Tory named Mogg
Whom some think should be the top-dog,
Then along came another,
A celeb from Big Brother

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Jangran99 Tue 20-Mar-18 13:55:05

There once was a Tory named Mogg
Whom some think should be the top-dog,
Then along came another,
A celeb from Big Brother
Who's that? We're now all agog!

Young Molly was looking for love

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Squiffy Tue 20-Mar-18 14:00:55

Young Molly was looking for love
So she billed and cooed like a dove

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FarNorth Tue 20-Mar-18 21:21:17

Young Molly was looking for love
So she billed and cooed like a dove
While posing so prettily

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