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Bathsheba Mon 19-Feb-18 14:46:46

There was an old woman from Hull
In her garden she kept a big bull
He's an Aberdeen Angus and gorgeous
His dangly bits are really enormous
His coat used fifty kilos of wool!

My son has just bought a new puppy

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Elrel Fri 09-Mar-18 00:35:37

This year the Queen's ninety two
I wonder if they will have a big ' do '
Polish up the tiaras
Invite the Obamas
But surely not President Who??

International Day of Women

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travelsafar Fri 09-Mar-18 07:14:42

International Day of Women
This might send a few men's head spinning

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henetha Fri 09-Mar-18 08:38:40

International Day of Women
This might send a few men's head spinning
They must know we're equal

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travelsafar Fri 09-Mar-18 15:11:56

International Day of Women
This might send a few men's head spinning
They must know we're equal
As we are all just people

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Jangran99 Fri 09-Mar-18 20:40:40

International Day of Women
This might send a few men's head spinning
They must know we're equal
As we are all just people
And that argument I hope we are winning!

Is anyone here tired of football?

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FarNorth Fri 09-Mar-18 23:35:03

Is anyone here tired of football?
If so, just give me a phone call

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Jangran99 Sat 10-Mar-18 09:12:18

Is anyone here tired of football?
If so, just give me a phone call,
We could go out for lunch,

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henetha Sat 10-Mar-18 10:02:43

Is anyone here tired of football?
If so, just give me a phone call,
We could go out for lunch,
We'd be a great bunch

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jordana Sat 10-Mar-18 13:11:38

Is anyone here tired of football?
If so, just give me a phone call,
We could go out for lunch,
We'd be a great bunch
And drinking so much we would fall

There was a little toadstool

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jordana Sat 10-Mar-18 13:15:07

I meant to say

There was a little toadstool from home

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Squiffy Sat 10-Mar-18 14:16:42

There was a little toadstool from home
Who decided to go for a roam

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Moneyboss Sat 10-Mar-18 18:20:59

There was a little toadstool from home
Who decided to go for a roam
He bumped into a large mushroom

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Elrel Sat 10-Mar-18 20:05:46

There was a little toadstool from home
Who decided to go for a roam
He bumped into a large mushroom
Such a fun guy, Boom, Boom!

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FarNorth Sun 11-Mar-18 12:32:59

There was a little toadstool from home
Who decided to go for a roam
He bumped into a large mushroom
Such a fun guy, Boom, Boom!
But with hair that was needing a comb.

Have you seen that weird film called "The Crypt"?

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Moneyboss Sun 11-Mar-18 14:12:17

Have you seen that weird film called "The Crypt"?
I'm not sure that it even has a script

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jordana Sun 11-Mar-18 16:18:31

Have you seen that weird film called "The Crypt"?
I'm not sure that it even has a script
The director was rubbish

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Marydoll Sun 11-Mar-18 23:09:26

Have you seen that weird film called "The Crypt"?
I'm not sure that it even has a script
The director was rubbish
The cast were so snobbish

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Jangran99 Sun 11-Mar-18 23:14:18

Have you seen that weird film called "The Crypt"?
I'm not sure that it even has a script
The director was rubbish
The cast were so snobbish
I definitely was not gripped.

I've looked after grand-children all day

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Marydoll Sun 11-Mar-18 23:15:26

I've looked after grand-children all day
So when do I get to play?

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Jangran99 Sun 11-Mar-18 23:29:38

I've looked after grand-children all day
So when do I get to play?
They're here for the night

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Bellanonna Sun 11-Mar-18 23:36:30

I've looked after grand-children all day
So when do I get to play?
They're here for the night
And they’ll wake at first light

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travelsafar Mon 12-Mar-18 06:25:18

I've looked after grand-children all day
So when do I get to play?
They're here for the night
And they’ll wake at first light
No wonder my hair's turning grey!!!

There was an old man with two whiskers!!

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henetha Mon 12-Mar-18 10:06:09

There was an old man with two whiskers!!
Who liked to try on ladies knickers

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MissAdventure Mon 12-Mar-18 10:07:38

There was an old man with two whiskers!!
Who liked to try on ladies knickers

French fancies or thong

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jordana Mon 12-Mar-18 10:22:21

There was an old man with two whiskers!!
Who liked to try on ladies knickers

French fancies or thong
Whill singing a song

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