Limericks - 2

One day as I walked down the road
I encountered a well-dressed toad
His embroidered britches
Had me in stitches
As did his hat, à-la-mode

A young man went in search of a wife

A young man went in search of a wife
Someone who wouldn't cause strife

A young man went in search of a wife
Someone who wouldn't cause strife
He searched high and low

A young man went in search of a weir
Someone who wouldn’t cause strife
He searched high and low
But alas, as you know,

A young man went in search of a wife
Someone who wouldn't cause strife
He searched high and low
But much to his woe

A young man went in search of a wife
Someone who wouldn’t cause strife
He searched high and low
But alas, as you know,
It can be a lottery, that's life

I'm reading a thrilling new book

I'm reading a thrilling new book
I'm far to busy to cook

I'm reading a thrilling new book
I'm far too busy to cook
So if you want to eat

I'm reading a thrilling new book
I'm far too busy to cook
So if you want to eat
And fancy a treat

I'm reading a thrilling new book
I'm far too busy to cook
So if you want to eat
And fancy a treat
Somewhere else you must go and look.

It's time I was off to my bed

I'm reading a thrilling new book
I'm far too busy to cook
So if you want to eat
And fancy a treat
And want me to help,you're mistook.

There was a young man from the south

After you *Joy B*

It’s time I was off to my bed
A most busy day lies ahead

But yours was better Jan!

It's fun Joy isn't it

It’s time I was off to my bed
A most busy day lies ahead
I've family for dinner

Jan Yes!

It’s time I was off to my bed
A most busy day lies ahead
I've family for dinner
My roast's a sure winner

It’s time I was off to my bed
A most busy day lies ahead
I've family for dinner
My roast's a sure winner
So home they will go so well fed.

There was a young man from the south

It’s time I went off to bed
A most busy day lies ahead
I’ve family for dinner
My roast’s a sure winner
Or I might make a casserole instead

I’ve made a fruit trifle for pudding

Sorry, after you Jan

There was a young man from the south
Who got punched very hard in the mouth

There was a young man from the south
Who was known for his very loud mouth

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Pls follow on from Bathsheba

There was a young man from the south
Who got punched very hard in the mouth
Was it something he said?

There was a young man from the south
Who got punched very hard in the mouth
Was it something he said?
Which made him see red!!