Limerick

Wales used to be known for its slate
Which is not much help on a date
Which is probably why
My young lover Dai
Left me for little Miss Kate

I wish I could find some nice shoes

I wish I could find some nice shoes
I see many but then just can’t choose

I wish I could find some nice shoes
I see many but then just can’t choose
It might be my corns

I wish I could find some nice shoes
I see many but then just can’t choose
It might be my corns
Or my need for shoe horns

I wish I could find some nice shoes
I see many but then can't choose
It might be my corns
They make me grown horns
And now I'm back on the booze

Limericks are a way to pass time

Oops I think I was only supposed to add one line, apologies.

grow not grown

Wow confusing

Limericks are a way to pass time
Keep to the rules and you'll be just fine

Limericks are a way to pass time
Keep to the rules and you'll be just fine
With wits that are sharp

There'll be no need to carp

Limericks are a way to pass time
Keep to the rules and you'll be just fine
With wits that are sharp
There'll be no need to carp
All you need is to find a good rhyme

Today all is covered with snow

Limericks are a way to pass time
Keep to the rules and you'll be just fine
With wits that are sharp
There'll be no need to carp
Provided you can find a good rhyme

I once spent Christmas in jail

Whoops - let's go with Lucky's. Mine wasn't true, by the way!

Today all is covered with snow
The traffic will have to go slow

Today all is covered with snow
The traffic will have to go slow
I just hope I don't slip

Today all is covered with snow
The traffic will have to go slow
I just hope I don't slip
It'll give me such gyp

Today all is covered with snow
The traffic will have to go slow
I just hope I don't slip
It'll give me such gyp
Yet the cold wind continues to blow .

I am a brunette but I wanna be blonde

I am a brunette but I wanna be blonde
I feel that I've been rather conned

I am a brunette but I wanna be blonde
I feel that I've been rather conned
All my sisters are fair

I am a brunette but I wanna be blonde
I feel that I've been rather conned
All my sisters are fair
With luxurious blonde hair

I am a brunette but I wanna be blonde
I feel that I've been rather conned
All my sisters are fair
With luxurious blonde hair
Of my hair I'm not over fond

There once was a lady who lunched

There once was a lady who lunched
Unfortunately, she crunched and she crunched

There once was a lady who lunched
Unfortunately, she crunched and she crunched
Her companions cringed

There once was a lady who lunched
Unfortunately, she crunched and she crunched
Her companions cringed
While loudly she binged