Limerick

I wish I was a movie star
I would be loved both near and far
My diction clear, such style, such grace!
And smug expressions on my face
In my chauffeur driven car.

I've never been far from my home

I’ve never been far from my home
The furthest I’ve been is to Frome

Thanks FarNorth . I will just read from now on. Saves getting my knuckles rapped hahaha

I’ve never been far from my home
The furthest I’ve been is to Frome
I like to stay in,

I’ve never been far from my home
The furthest I’ve been is to Frome
I like to stay in
With a bottle of gin

I’ve never been far from my home
The furthest I’ve been is to Frome
I like to stay in
With a bottle of gin
While trying to write a good poem.
(pronounced 'pome' of course!)

We're expecting a terrible storm

We're expecting a terrible storm
So wear vest, hat, and gloves and stay warm

We're expecting a terrible storm
So wear vest, hat, and gloves and stay warm
Stay away from the trees

We're expecting a terrible storm
So wear vest, hat, and gloves and stay warm
Stay away from the trees
And wrap scarves around knees

We're expecting a terrible storm
So wear vest, hat, and gloves and stay warm
Stay away from the trees
And wrap scarves around knees
And don't say we didn't inform

Do you think I should travel by bus?

Do you think I should travel by bus?
Quite frankly you're making a fuss!

Do you think I should travel by bus?
Quite frankly you're making a fuss!
My bus pass is free

Do you think I should travel by bus?
Quite frankly you're making a fuss!
My bus pass is free
And fills me with glee

Do you think I should travel by bus?
Quite frankly you're making a fuss!
My bus pass is free
And fills me with glee
And other drivers I don't have to cuss

The shops are so crowded today

The shops are so crowded today
In the stores for long, I won't stay

The shops are so crowded today
In the stores for long, I won't stay
You get shoved or ignored

The shops are so crowded today
In the stores for long, I won't stay
You get shoved or ignored
Pushed about by the hoards

The shops are so crowded today
In the stores for long, I won't stay
You get shoved or ignored
Pushed about by the hoard
And then queue for hours just to pay.

Storm Caroline is raging outside

Storm Caroline is raging outside
So under the stairs, I will hide

Storm Caroline is raging outside
So under the stairs, I will hide
The slates will come crashing

Storm Caroline is raging outside
So under the stairs, I will hide
The slates will come crashing
The chimney stack bashing

Storm Caroline is raging outside
So under the stairs, I will hide
The slates will come crashing
The chimney stack bashing
A hole in the roof four feet wide.

Wales used to be known for its slate

Wales used to be known for its slate
Which is not much help on a date

Wales used to be known for its slate
Which is not much help on a date
Which is probably why

Wales used to be known for its slate
Which is not much help on a date
Which is probably why
My young lover Dai