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CherryHatrick Fri 27-Oct-17 17:56:23

Copy and paste the previous line/s to your post before adding your own.

There once was a Gran with lumbago

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Marydoll Sat 11-Nov-17 00:18:34

21 seconds too late ! smile

A young man went wooing in Stoke
A very adventurous bloke
He was determined to wed

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Jangran99 Sat 11-Nov-17 00:24:32

A young man went wooing in Stoke
A very adventurous bloke
He was determined to wed
Share the marital bed

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JackyB Sat 11-Nov-17 07:56:37

angran99

A young man went wooing in Stoke
A very adventurous bloke
He was determined to wed
Share the marital bed
A one-track-mind sort of bloke.

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JackyB Sat 11-Nov-17 07:57:12

It doesn't take much to get tipsy

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JackyB Sat 11-Nov-17 07:58:13

(Sorry - copying and pasting is a bit fiddly on the tablet!)

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Marydoll Sat 11-Nov-17 08:03:15

Jackie, that's a hard rhyme smile

It doesn't take much to get tipsy
In fact it causes adipsy -lack of thirst

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Jangran99 Sat 11-Nov-17 08:45:58

It doesn't take much to get tipsy
In fact it causes adipsy
It's much better I think

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Bellanonna Sat 11-Nov-17 08:55:49

It doesn't take much to get tipsy
In fact it causes adipsy
It's much better I think
To cut down on the drink

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Jangran99 Sat 11-Nov-17 09:01:29

It doesn't take much to get tipsy
In fact it causes adipsy
It's much better I think
To cut down on the drink
Or just the occasional nip,say.

I wonder what happened to Fred

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Bathsheba Sat 11-Nov-17 11:07:46

I wonder what happened to Fred
I can't find him under the bed

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Chewbacca Sat 11-Nov-17 11:17:39

I wonder what happened to Fred
I can't find him under the bed
He was finding his socks

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JackyB Sat 11-Nov-17 11:18:18

I wonder what happened to Fred
I can't find him under the bed
There's some fluff and a slipper

(The hard rhyme was intended as a challenge! Well done for solving it!)

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JackyB Sat 11-Nov-17 11:19:21

I'll pick up Chewy's

I wonder what happened to Fred
I can't find him under the bed
He was finding his socks
But he took a few knocks

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Chewbacca Sat 11-Nov-17 11:25:35

I wonder what happened to Fred
I can't find him under the bed
He was finding his socks
But he took a few knocks
And now I suspect he is dead.

I went into town on the bus

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Bathsheba Sat 11-Nov-17 11:30:16

I went into town on the bus
And I'm not one to make a big fuss

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FarNorth Sat 11-Nov-17 11:51:18

I went into town on the bus
And I'm not one to make a big fuss
But there, on the seat,

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JackyB Sat 11-Nov-17 11:51:57

I went into town on the bus
And I'm not one to make a big fuss
But there, on the seat,
A girl put her feet

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Chewbacca Sat 11-Nov-17 14:52:24

I went into town on the bus
And I'm not one to make a big fuss
But there, on the seat,
A girl put her feet
I ignored it because I'm a wuss.

Can anyone speak in the lingo

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JoyBloggs Sat 11-Nov-17 15:24:47

Can anyone speak in the lingo
We're in France and want to play bingo

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Marydoll Sat 11-Nov-17 15:31:55

Can anyone speak in the lingo
We're in France and want to play bingo
We can count up to twenty

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JoyBloggs Sat 11-Nov-17 15:34:51

Can anyone speak in the lingo
We're in France and want to play bingo
We can count up to twenty
And have euros a-plenty

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Squiffy Sat 11-Nov-17 15:37:57

Can anyone speak in the lingo
We're in France and want to play bingo
We can count up to twenty
And have euros a-plenty
And even more gold than Ringo.

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Squiffy Sat 11-Nov-17 15:38:32

I gave up pushing the trolley

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JoyBloggs Sat 11-Nov-17 15:46:06

I gave up pushing the trolley
I'm such a wimpy old dolly

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downtoearth Sat 11-Nov-17 15:59:56

JoyBloggs

I gave up pushing the trolley
I'm such a wimpy old dolly
My back is all knobbly

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