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Limerick

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CherryHatrick Fri 27-Oct-17 17:56:23

Copy and paste the previous line/s to your post before adding your own.

There once was a Gran with lumbago

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merlotgran Sun 29-Oct-17 23:19:32

Two men with curly haired dogs
Were looking for ladies to snog
The dogs cocked their legs

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Marydoll Sun 29-Oct-17 23:21:38

Two men with curly haired dogs
Were looking for ladies to snog
The dogs cocked their legs
As the men started to beg

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downtoearth Mon 30-Oct-17 07:55:19

Two men with curly haired dogs
Were looking for ladies to snog
The dogs cocked their legs
As the men started to beg
A hopping around like a frog

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downtoearth Mon 30-Oct-17 07:56:44

I wish I could fly like a bird

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Luckygirl Mon 30-Oct-17 08:04:10

I wish I could fly like a bird
A dream that is clearly absurd

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JoyBloggs Mon 30-Oct-17 08:07:15

I'll leap off a roof

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JoyBloggs Mon 30-Oct-17 08:10:03

Oops, not awake yet!

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JoyBloggs Mon 30-Oct-17 08:11:41

Sorry folks, copy and paste not working for some reason... just ignore me!

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CherryHatrick Mon 30-Oct-17 10:19:23

Here you go JoyBloggs!

I wish I could fly like a bird
A dream that is clearly absurd
I'll leap off a roof
Disappear with a pouff!

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JackyB Mon 30-Oct-17 10:28:50

I wish I could fly like a bird
A dream that is clearly absurd
I'll leap off a roof
Disappear with a pouff!

And land with a bump in a turd.

Policement today are so young

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Greyduster Mon 30-Oct-17 10:56:05

Policemen today are so young
If you say that to them, they’re stung!

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CherryHatrick Mon 30-Oct-17 12:16:43

Policemen today are so young
If you say that to them, they’re stung!
They say we're the law

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JoyBloggs Mon 30-Oct-17 15:19:18

Policemen today are so young
If you say that to them, they’re stung!
They say we're the law
Insult us no more

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Marydoll Mon 30-Oct-17 15:25:18

Policemen today are so young
If you say that to them, they’re stung!
They say we're the law
Insult us no more
Or into a cell, you'll be flung.

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Marydoll Mon 30-Oct-17 15:26:32

There once was a dog who could talk

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JoyBloggs Mon 30-Oct-17 15:30:46

There once was a dog who could talk
Lov'd chatting while out on a walk

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merlotgran Mon 30-Oct-17 15:40:36

There once was a dog who could talk
Lov'd chatting while out on a walk
But he made people jump

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JoyBloggs Mon 30-Oct-17 15:44:23

There once was a dog who could talk
Lov'd chatting while out on a walk
But he made people jump
Which gave them the hump

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downtoearth Mon 30-Oct-17 17:06:52

There once was a dog who could talk
Lov'd chatting while out on a walk
But he made people jump
Which gave them the hump
And made their eyes pop out on a stalk

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downtoearth Mon 30-Oct-17 17:09:09

A handsome young gardener called pete

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Greyduster Mon 30-Oct-17 17:23:58

A handsome young gardener called Pete
Was caught being quite indiscreet

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merlotgran Mon 30-Oct-17 17:43:34

A handsome young gardener called Pete
Was caught being quite indiscreet
He climbed up a ladder

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downtoearth Mon 30-Oct-17 18:33:43

A handsome young gardener called Pete
Was caught being quite indiscreet
He climbed up a ladder
And mentally un clad her

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Marydoll Mon 30-Oct-17 20:28:28

A handsome young gardener called Pete
Was caught being quite indiscreet
He climbed up a ladder
And mentally un clad her
When she saw him, she turned white as sheet.

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Marydoll Mon 30-Oct-17 20:28:49

A handsome man from Dundee

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