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Limerick

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CherryHatrick Fri 27-Oct-17 17:56:23

Copy and paste the previous line/s to your post before adding your own.

There once was a Gran with lumbago

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Chewbacca Sun 29-Oct-17 21:49:29

A beautiful girl in my street
Has enormous and smelly big feet

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Luckygirl Sun 29-Oct-17 21:50:16

A beautiful girl in my street
Acted so cutesie and sweet

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FarNorth Sun 29-Oct-17 21:56:32

A beautiful girl in my street
Has enormous and smelly big feet
She always wears wellies

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Marydoll Sun 29-Oct-17 21:57:26

A beautiful girl in my street
Has enormous and smelly big feet
She tried to pretend they weren't hers

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Marydoll Sun 29-Oct-17 21:58:39

This such fun!

A beautiful girl in my street
Has enormous and smelly big feet
She always wears wellies
To counteract the strong smellies

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merlotgran Sun 29-Oct-17 22:32:10

A beautiful girl in my street
Has enormous and smelly big feet
She always wears wellies
To counteract the strong smellies
While flaunting two huge 'plates of meat'

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merlotgran Sun 29-Oct-17 22:34:05

The bride wore a lovely white dress

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DanniRae Sun 29-Oct-17 22:36:16

The bride wore a lovely white dress
But her hair was a terrible mess

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Chewbacca Sun 29-Oct-17 22:37:43

Two men with curly haired dogs

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Bellanonna Sun 29-Oct-17 22:38:57

The bride wore a lovely white dress
But her hair was a terrible mess
Her make up was bad

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Chewbacca Sun 29-Oct-17 22:39:43

Sorry, should have refreshed

The bride wore a lovely white dress
But her hair was a terrible mess
So she washed it in glue

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Chewbacca Sun 29-Oct-17 22:40:41

The bride wore a lovely white dress
But her hair was a terrible mess
Her make up was bad
Which was making her sad

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Marydoll Sun 29-Oct-17 22:47:00

??????

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Marydoll Sun 29-Oct-17 22:48:25

The bride wore a lovely white dress
But her hair was a terrible mess
Her make up was bad
Which was making her sad
And contributed a lot to her stress

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Marydoll Sun 29-Oct-17 22:49:45

There once was a man on the run

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merlotgran Sun 29-Oct-17 22:51:49

Can I offer a little tip? No. This isn't the first line.

Put two screens up. Write your limerick line on one but don't send it until you've checked 'I'm on' on the other one. That way you can see if anyone has beaten you to it.

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lemongrove Sun 29-Oct-17 22:51:50

The bride wore a lovely white dress
But her hair was a terrible mess
Her make up was bad
Which was making her sad
She looked like the thing from Loch Ness!

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lemongrove Sun 29-Oct-17 22:52:57

Doh! Thanks merlot ?

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merlotgran Sun 29-Oct-17 22:54:23

There once was a man on the run
Being chased by his wife with a gun

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Marydoll Sun 29-Oct-17 22:55:32

I'm having enough problems managing one window confused grin

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Chewbacca Sun 29-Oct-17 23:00:19

There once was a man on the run
Being chased by his wife with a gun
As he ran for his life

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merlotgran Sun 29-Oct-17 23:03:02

There once was a man on the run
Being chased by his wife with a gun
As he ran for his life
From his trouble and strife

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Chewbacca Sun 29-Oct-17 23:07:18

There once was a man on the run
Being chased by his wife with a gun
As he ran for his life
From his trouble and strife
He hid under the skirts of a nun

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Chewbacca Sun 29-Oct-17 23:07:51

Two men with curly haired dogs

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Marydoll Sun 29-Oct-17 23:11:16

Two men with curly haired dogs
Were looking for ladies to snog There is the Argy!

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