Word Chain - At Home 3 (Alphabetical)

Expecting a delivery of Lladro figurines lookalikes from a man in the pub. £3.50 for 100 figurines! Bargain for such high quality crap

Downstairs loo needs spare loo roll but I've washed the crinoline lady. Must crochet another

Can we have a rest from the housework and is it ok to put the incriminating photos back up.?

Best effort by all, house now clean and tidy...

Arrival of small army of house cleaners to make good the havoc wreaked by the party

Zooming in to see where photos have been stored...........!
Oh there they are.............who'd have thought it of her? (She seemed such a 'lady'!!!!!!!!!!)

Yes, probably a good idea.

X rated photos removed to preserve anonymity

Wild house-warming party to show off our good taste

why am I not surprised

Vertical blinds. To afford maximum privacy for Marydoll's photographic sessions.

Unfortunately, I cannot disclose the identities. There are some well known Gransnetters involved

Tastefully arranged, I hope? and what are these "sleazy photos" of? Or is it best not to know?

Sleazy photographs on wall. After all, we are aspiring to a stylish house

Rag rolled walls using up the odds and end of old paint cans all mixed together

It's coming along nicely this house, isn't it? Very stylish!

Questioning your taste in sheets.?

Pah! Cheap sheets! They cost me £2/7.6d from Dewsbury Market in 1962 and are as good as new! Got another 10 years in them yet!

Opulent eiderdowns to hide your cheap sheets, Chewy.

Nylon bed sheets. The ones that give you an electric shock when you move about too much. And they snag on your toes nails and feet. And they catch strands of your hair whilst your sleeping and yank it out when you turn over. Ah bliss!

Mock Roman statues in the garden

Leopard skin rug (faux obviously).

Kittens, nice plastic ones, all shapes and sizes, so sweet - aaah

Jigsaws. Made up (with a piece missing) and framed onto a cheap coffee table and covered with glass. Classy like.

Italian marble tiles on floor

Hotel-quality towels (white & fluffy) in the bathroom

Grass (erm growing in the loft, doing it for Chewey)