We went out for a meal last week and for the first time, probably in decades, I decided to order scampi.
As I have always understood it 'scampi' were langoustine tails, including the shelly tail and a large piece of langoustine meat attached, egged, breadcrumbed and deep fried. I can remember in the past, holding the tail to eat the langoustine flesh.
What I reeceived looked like chicken nuggets, a cylinder with rounded ends, with a filling with a texture that suggested that it was made of minced seafood of some sort.
I commented on this to DH who does quite often have scampi, and he said what I had was what was normally served and DD confirmed it later.
I remained unconvinced and started googling and came across this article www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2357200/Ever-wondered-whats-REALLY-scampi-Youll-wish-hadnt-asked-.html
which confirmed everything I had known and now suspected, that real scampi has a shelly tail with meat attached and that scampi, as served nowadays, is indeed the fishy equivalent of a chicken nugget. It is langoustine bits bulked out with everything from cat fish to pea flour and will often have very little scampi in it.
I will not be ordering scampi and chips again. I will stick to fish and chips.
Waitrose has stopped providing bags for loose veg.
Anyone see the first episode of The Party?
Good Morning Monday 12th October 2026
My daughter is lying about me and editing me out of her life.

