Annobel wants to know how the dust gets on top of the wardrobe. Well, clearly it is from the little old lady who reported that her neighbour opposite was parading naked in full view of her bedroom. The policeman who came to have a look told her that he could not see into her neighbour's house from that bedroom window. "Well, not from standing just there, of course" she replied "you have to be on top of the wardrobe ....."
Richard Osman and his House of Games
Wedding Present Dinner Service.
Sudden pain in back of leg behind knee
My daughter is lying about me and editing me out of her life.





! That's my approach to housework. Where it needs to be clean it is, but I've always got something better to do than dusting.


