Aye, it was a wee bit dreich yesterday but that's nae bother if ye're thrawn an no wabit. Ah mind yon perjink wee Jummie up the close, ah took a right scunner tae him.
I anticipate perusing the Scottish Thesaurus with interest.
Fancy a trip down memory lane?
It’s taken weeks but I’ve finally found the culprit!
