Of all the panto roles that are free
A fairy grandgodmother I would be
I'd love to think my magic might
Help poor Cinders in her plight
That poor young woman needs a hand
I'll give it with my fairy wand
Makeovers are my special trick
And all it takes is just one flick
But hang on just a tiny mo
Is marriage to prince the only show?
What about uni? Or crossing the sea?
Maybe it's not the role for me...
Rumours Re Scrapping Prescription Charges?
I’m horrified at Steve Witkoff’s remark



