Your username explains how you die , how do you die?

Ps that has to be the best answer AmberGran

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I think I'd be petrified...

Anaphylaxis to wheat so probably true if I ate jaffa cakes !!

What else could my demise be?! 🍹🍷 Actually, I’m teetotal! 😄

Have my reason for my username and hasten to add it is nothing to do with how much time I have left !

I sank in a peat bog.

I got repaired at the Repair Shop and am as good as new but totally worthless!

I'd like to come back as revived on GN. I could be reborn and revitalise the boring repetitive stuff I spurt. A sort of resurrection.

Hear hear

I am not quite dead yet as I flew away with the birds (up thread) but I fear I am about to be eaten by a wandering cat.

Is there internet in Heaven?

If we're all dead now, who is left to post on GN?

Mauled (mawled?) to death by Rosie?
Licked to death more like! 🐶

Vintagewhine

Got put in antiques auction but irritated the auctioneer so much, he hit me with his gavel.

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Got put in antiques auction but irritated the auctioneer so much, he hit me with his gavel.

Belladonna poisoning then

One letter in my username mysteriously changes and I die a painful death from poisoning

Horribly burned when a spark from the fire ignited my silken robes. Think I might change my user name 😬

What the Romans did for us, eh, Boadicea! ☹

Suicide from drinking poison after my army is defeated by the Romans.

Run over by a Mini whilst reading my book.

I wished the ground would open up and swallow me after making a faux pas!

Unable to draw a breath due to extreme stammering

I love that explanation! Yes the Pixie eating those mushrooms did make me laugh.