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Your username explains how you die , how do you die?

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Noparadiseflapjack Wed 14-Oct-26 15:56:04

The world runs out of flapjacks

StTrinians Thu 15-Oct-26 21:53:43

Ukelady1. Was George's favourite, (Windowlene) actually to blame? hmm

Jeanieallergy21 Thu 15-Oct-26 22:22:24

Fell out of my (very large) family tree

lizzypopbottle Thu 15-Oct-26 23:53:47

Too much pop...

NotAGran55 Fri 16-Oct-26 06:00:37

Sometimes know as NAG, I fell at the last fence at Cheltenham ๐ŸŽ

Purplepixie Fri 16-Oct-26 06:34:12

Love this thread!

If my DH was on here then his name would be either MrNotYet - because every job gets the answers of Not Yet or
MrAlwaysRight - that one is self explanatory.

Estrellita Fri 16-Oct-26 09:51:00

What the heck is this about? I am too thick to understand.

StTrinians Fri 16-Oct-26 10:00:17

Estrellita. You have to invent your own death, based on your user name, (in your case that is on Estrellita.) smile

Maremia Fri 16-Oct-26 14:06:41

So, whatever your name could mean, that may contribute to your grand exit.

Indiebee Fri 16-Oct-26 14:12:49

Clearly I will be stung by a lone bumblebee.

MT62 Fri 16-Oct-26 14:41:06

Menopausal treats, died by eating all 62 of them! ๐Ÿ˜‹

Aveline Fri 16-Oct-26 16:12:43

Hmmmm Aveline- don't 'ave a line so drown.

JenniRen Fri 16-Oct-26 16:22:24

Aveline

Hmmmm Aveline- don't 'ave a line so drown.

A surfeit of hazelnuts?
Or hazelnut liqueur wink

Aveline Fri 16-Oct-26 16:33:04

I picked the name out of the air. No research. I used to be Jane10.

Casdon Fri 16-Oct-26 16:33:42

Estrellita, you will probably be drowned by many litres of Spanish lager.

JenniRen Fri 16-Oct-26 16:38:16

Casdon

*Estrellita*, you will probably be drowned by many litres of Spanish lager.

I think Estrallita will be hit by a shooting star.
Or try to catch a falling star and put it in her pocket ๐ŸŒ 
and never let it fade away

Plevey08 Fri 16-Oct-26 16:52:04

Estrellita....are you still there? Are you happy with the choice of exits? Oh go on pick one.

SueDonim Fri 16-Oct-26 16:54:47

Indiebee

Clearly I will be stung by a lone bumblebee.

Youโ€™ll be fine, Indiebee - my son was stung by a lone bee yesterday and we all know bees can only sting once!

Romola Fri 16-Oct-26 17:25:02

Estrellita are you not a little star? Perhaps your sun will embrace you.

Indiebee Fri 16-Oct-26 17:45:53

My condolences to your son SueDonim! I feel like apologising!

madeleine45 Fri 16-Oct-26 17:54:34

Now let me see . Oh I may have Made a leine in the borders where I fell into my snowdrops, or hellebores. Or perhaps may drop dead as I eat the last madeleine on the plate after my really delicious coffee whilst listening to J S Bach!!

SueDonim Fri 16-Oct-26 18:40:43

grin Indiebee! He was rather cross about it. ๐Ÿ˜‚

Wyllow3 Fri 16-Oct-26 19:35:36

Purplepixie

Love this thread!

If my DH was on here then his name would be either MrNotYet - because every job gets the answers of Not Yet or
MrAlwaysRight - that one is self explanatory.

I think the Pixie in you accidentally ate one of those red mushrooms with white spots in the woods and turned purple and.....

Wetnosewheatie Fri 16-Oct-26 20:30:45

Locked to death by a shaggy golden dog

Bestgrammaever Sat 17-Oct-26 00:30:07

Having a stroke when my 14 month granddaughter leaps from the center of the dining room table.

Purplepixie Sat 17-Oct-26 00:57:24

I love that explanation! Yes the Pixie eating those mushrooms did make me laugh.