Your lost keys reminds me of the time my husband nearly brought Gatwick Airport to a standstill. When we went through security he kept setting the alarms off. Coat off, pockets searched, shoes off, went through it all several times, while the alarm kept going off and the queue behind us got longer. In the end he found his keys in a secret pocket in his coat. It was a new coat and he'd forgotten how many pockets it had.
Waitrose has stopped providing bags for loose veg.
My friend let me down because of rain
Russian interference in U.K. politics
Scam Calls Everyday For About 2 Months
What would be the worst figure of speech if you took them literally?


