Good afternoon, Michael12 and everyone!
One - I know for sure I'm going potty in my old age when a news story came up on my laptop today ''Glam woman leaves restaurant without paying''.
I could swear it said ''Giant woman''!! I had images in my mind of a 7-foot, 50-stoner running out!
Two - Had one hell of a scare this morning!
I don't know what time it was, maybe about 6 am. It had been raining heavily and windy all night, which I love, so I left all the windows in the entire flat open.
My heart went through the roof, I jumped out of bed to find the wind had slammed the bedroom door shut! BANG!
I hope you all scoff lovely ice creams and guzzle mugs of hot chocolate!
You must be old if you have a purse or a wallet.
Am I just being impatient and mean? New PM
