Boris Johnson attacked by an Ostrich

I expected someone to pick up on my " very little brain"..
the prize goes to Allira.

Is it chocolate? 😀

Of course!

I have to save it for Easter Sunday as we've given up chocolate for Lent.

It will taste all the better for your forbearance, Allira.

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25Avalon has got it right. Lucky it wasn't a lion ......
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Reminds me of a monologue 😁

The Ostrich and Boris:

Then Wilf, who had seen the occurrence
And didn't know what to do next
Said "Mother, yon ostrich ate Daddy!"
And Carrie said "Ee, I am vexed"

Brilliant Allira!

My Dad's party piece Allira.

As a little girl I always loved that the stick with the 'orses 'ead 'andle was the finest that Woolworth's could sell.

Thanks for that memory

My Mum made me an 'orses 'ead on an 'andle, friends would come round with theirs and we galloped around on them 🐴

Them were the days!

I absolutely cannot stand Boris, I used to think he was quite funny before he went into Politics, but his bumbling pretence was soon overshadowed and I laughed my head off when I saw the Ostrich photo! His new kids look very cute, I feel sorry for the older ones.

Allira

Reminds me of a monologue 😁

The Ostrich and Boris:

Then Wilf, who had seen the occurrence
And didn't know what to do next
Said "Mother, yon ostrich ate Daddy!"
And Carrie said "Ee, I am vexed"

😂😂😂😂😂😂

I had to laugh.
I like Boris.

How would anyone feel if, as a young parent, they let the grandparents take their children to safari park and found out they had driven round with the windows open? Would they find that funny? This man was in charge of the safety of our country at one time. He’s not funny. He’s a disgrace.

MayBee70

How would anyone feel if, as a young parent, they let the grandparents take their children to safari park and found out they had driven round with the windows open? Would they find that funny? This man was in charge of the safety of our country at one time. He’s not funny. He’s a disgrace.

MayBee70 in the Ostrich and bird enclosure at this park in Texas, visitors are allowed to feed the birds through their open car windows.

(see post explaining this in page 1)

Did he bury his head in the sand?

I just hope no ostriches were harmed (or traumatised) in the making of the various vids circulating on social media.

Allira

Reminds me of a monologue 😁

The Ostrich and Boris:

Then Wilf, who had seen the occurrence
And didn't know what to do next
Said "Mother, yon ostrich ate Daddy!"
And Carrie said "Ee, I am vexed"

Grantanow

Did he bury his head in the sand?

😂

Can drive round Longleat with windows open and child on lap in certain enclosures
My GC loved feeding some of the amimals via the windows. Don't think Boris did anything wrong.

escaped

Do we know he has actually broken any rules?
The North Texas Safari Park states:
Guests will have the opportunity to enjoy a short drive-through experience from the comfort of their vehicles, where you will get up close & personal with many of our animals from all over the world. Here you will have the chance to feed exotic animals such as ostrich .
The only rules are to keep doors closed and no hanging OUT of windows.

On Facebook, there is a Reel ( a short Video ) of Trump being attacked by The Penguins !!!!!!!!!

Elrel

Still showing the ‘rules don’t apply to me’ attitude he apparently had at Eton and during Covid. What a child he still is.

Spot on Ell!!

Sounds as if the ostrich found him as obnoxious as I do and always have.

Who in their right mind drives round a safari park with the car windows open?

Of course, it is a sweeping assumption that Boris Johnstone is in his right mind.