How to date your hot water bottle .

Shelflife Fri 13-Dec-24 12:12:11
I love a boy water bottle, fill it with great care . Lay it flat on the work surface and fill slowly lifting now and again to expel the air

So funny RosiesMaw😂! My own post has made me laugh out loud! Conjured up a picture that really makes me smile on this damp dull day 😊

Surely the whole premise of sleeping with, but not dating is promoting what could be deemed as promiscuous way of life, not that I would want to judge others if that's one of their peccadillos, there are worse things in life. Although if you are one of those who are prone to indulge in that sort of behaviour, then yes I think it is a good idea if the bed time companion expels their air before they climb into bed. I mean, 20 years old in the great scheme of things is relatively young, compared to most posters on this site, but if their appearance suggests otherwise, am I alone in thinking no one wants to share their bed with a perishing old fart.

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😂 I share a bed with one but keep an eye out for any leakage.

TerriBull, thank you for cheering me up -that is so clever and very very funny! We are having coffee in a garden centre just now and my DH has just asked what is amusing me!

This made me chuckle.........I had visions of a hot water bottle, dolled up to the nines waiting to go out on the town.......guess the OP doesn't mean that kind of date.

There are other considerations when dating a water bottle other than their somewhat perishing appearance and their prone to a certain amount of flatulence that admittedly can be controlled by laying it on the work surface as advised up thread, I'm wondering if that method work in the aftermath of consuming a Jalfrezi food for thought! Anyway moving on, I say never get into a car with a hot water bottle if you do want to date one, they are prone to rubbernecking and well it has to be said can get them into a whole load of hot water and by extension whoever is with them.

Oh thanks Shelflife what a wonderful thread this is turning out to be, well for me anyway

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This thread is so wicked!

How about some of these dates, at £27 each?
Designed to give you cramp and nightmares.if

Farzanah

😂 I share a bed with one but keep an eye out for any leakage.

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RosiesMaw2

pascal30

surely what is relevant is how often it has been used.. if there's the slightest amount of perishing I would get rid of it.. I much prefer an electric blanket..

Are we talking HWBs or partners here?

...if there's the slightest amount of perishing I would get rid of it..

^Are we talking HWBs or partners here?^

Please 🤣 stop this 🤣🤣!

I had visions of you asking your hot water bottle out for a drink in the hopes of a relationship. To be fair they fulfill some of the functions of a partner like keeping you warm in bed.

Sorry I think I'm taking too many painkillers.

I write on my bottle date I bought it, I didn’t know that wheel was some kind of date,until a Gran pointed it out 😊👍🏻

theworriedwell

I had visions of you asking your hot water bottle out for a drink in the hopes of a relationship. To be fair they fulfill some of the functions of a partner like keeping you warm in bed.

Sorry I think I'm taking too many painkillers.

No, you’re on the same page as the rest of us!

A wonderful thread indeed TerriBull, getting funnier and funnier🤣🤣🤣

A hot water bottle never snores

My friend filled hers up last year she did admit using too hot a water, she had been out it was new years eve, once in bed the hot bottle burst! as he reaction was slowed, she was left with terrible burns on her ankle. The scar is still about the size of a 2p. had to kp having it dressed for months..

Having had a hot water bottle burst on me which really burnt me I would always bin any I have had for two years. It was only recently that I knew about this but it is easy to read once your attention is drawn to it. If you have a nice furry cover you can reuse that on a replacement bottle. Better safe than sorry.

Brilliant. This thread has had me in hysterics - have not laughed so much in months! Well done all you wits,