I would if I could but would have every rat and mouse in the vicinity in my garden.
Our neighbours have cats and we are lucky they are used to DH quips.
They erected a very elaborate bird feeder just near the wall where the cats sit. Dh shouted across "Run out of cat food?", they laughed and moved it to the middle of the lawn only to be inundated by jackdaws. It has gone and all the little birds are back high in the trees.
Family don't pitch in and help
Daughter not allowed to know new baby’s name until she visits him
