I lost mine once on a more or less deserted beach in Northern Ireland, shaking sand out of a picnic blanket. I saw it fly off and roughly where it landed, so DH told me to keep the children out of the way, marked the ground into a sort of grid with a toy spade, and sifted his way gently through each square, knowing it wouldn’t be very far below the surface. He found it. I’ve never been so relieved in my life.
Richard E Grant's Very Modern Odyessey
Threatened with legal action (follow on from potential scam thread)


