The cards are posted, presents wrapped, sprouts on the hob, time to be pampered. Where would you like to be whisked off to? With what Christmas tune in the back ground? Having what pamper treatment with a glass of what favourite Christmas tipple and what Christmas snack?
Spider deterrent……. Not….🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️
Threatened with legal action (follow on from potential scam thread)
"Old fashioned" expressions that young people have never heard.


