I was in a public loo on my way to a dentist appointment and noticed there was no loo roll so I used a tissue out of my handbag.
About halfway through my check up I started to feel a warm sensation creeping up from where there shouldn't be one. It was hard not to squirm about as it grew stronger and I wondered what on earth was going on.
It was only when I was back in the car and checked in my handbag that I discovered the tissues had been impregnated with menthol - for cold sufferers!
How can *anybody* still see this man as any kind of statesman or world leader?






