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Ooh, Pants, I remember that one now you mention it. Your skool sounds much more fun than mine. We had bike sheds but there weren’t any boys.?

Ooh yes Pants ?
Er AGA I don’t want to worry you but I used to see the Admiral topping up those champagne bottles when he got caught short ?.

GSM no boys………hat were the bike sheds used for then ?

What not hat

Sadly, bikes. ?

Seems a shame, only bikes no boys, GSM...?

Doodle and I learnt so much there - how to ride tandem, side saddle, how to strip ‘em down, oil ‘em up, seeing how fast they could go...?

I really missed out there. Mind you there was a boys’ skool not far away and we had a copse in our skool grounds where we could go at dinner time… ?

Oh Pants I remember it well. Wasn’t that when you got your stiff git for mounting from a standing position ?

I hope you didn’t get pine needles in your knickers GSM ?

I can’t possibly comment!

Ooh Doodle, Pants I am so jealous. Feel I have had a depraved deprived youth ?. Could we build a bike shed behind the Argy, I could fancy a ride bike

Happyme I don’t see why not. I fancy a bit …..of nostalgia.
Mind you, I’m not sure where we are going to find enough boys. I wonder if Anton has some friends.
You better get there first before Pants rides them all…..
……the bikes that is #innocentface.

Oh bother......was sort of assuming the boys come in the bike shed!!!!.
Now how can we lure some in? ?

Ouf, on my knees here. Just popped in for a quick one on my way home.

Aught going on anywhere, anytime?

I’ve popped in quickly, half way through cleaning the ruddy oven. Another ouf from me. Is it too early for a swift half of fortifying poteen? Actually the XXX brew might clean the oven quite nicely.

Happyme

Oh bother......was sort of assuming the boys come in the bike shed!!!!.
Now how can we lure some in? ?

I had to read your post several times Happy because my dirty mind was working overtime!!!!

Ouf, on my knees here. Just popped in for a quick one on my way home

Well, I hope someone in The Argy was able to sort you out. On your knees, eh?

GSM the poteen will clean your oven like new. We use it in the lavs too. Even the men's come up sparkling and fresh. It's potent stuff.

Well, I hope someone in The Argy was able to sort you out. On your knees, eh?

Oh, indeed, Shirley48, didn't they just!

Yup, on my knees.
It's the regular pilots meetings that build up my flexibility.
I'm not known as Bendy Wendy for nothing.

Was that wot I was using in the lavs AGA? It worked very well. Especially when I eventually came back after the Jubilee do and fings weren't too fragrant. I'll take some home for the rest of my cleaning if you don't mind. Most efficacious, like Lily the Pink?

I like the sound of the pilots meetings. I could do with being more bendy. Especially after tackling that oven. I'm fair done in. Perhaps another poteen or two ...

Find your own pilots Gsm.
These are mine, all mine.
Waiters, maybe?

I shall cry! I warn you, it's not a pretty sight! Just the one ... ? I do like a man in uniform. Are yours still wearing their uniforms? I mean, like, (as the young ones say) they haven't been pensioned off have they?

Just for you, GSM

Sorry, not my type at all. A pilot like the one in those Virgin Atlantic ads with the ladies in red uniforms is more what I was thinking of. A proper grown up man.

I have the solution, Gsm.
You can have the ones who are cleanshaven, I will take, as it were, those with nicely trimmed beards.
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