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GSM no boys………hat were the bike sheds used for then ?

Ooh yes Pants ?
Er AGA I don’t want to worry you but I used to see the Admiral topping up those champagne bottles when he got caught short ?.

Ooh, Pants, I remember that one now you mention it. Your skool sounds much more fun than mine. We had bike sheds but there weren’t any boys.?

Pittcity

At least he kept his face mask on #safetyfirst

“One doesn’t look at the mantelpiece when poking the ? “ is a phrase Doodle and I remember from our Skool days Pittcity ....?

Aha AGA?‍♀️
So that's why we are consistently rated ⭐️ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ in the Food, Drink and Entertainment section of Bride Beautiful.

At the Argy we pinch empty bolly bottles from the posh restaurants and fill them with cheap lemonade. After a few glasses of poteen nobody notices.

I can see it now - which brands of champers are acceptable in polite company?

the lady is crying out for the smelling salts.....he has brought the wrong brand of champers, she only drinks Bolly.

She will be opening up a rant/thread on GN if she hasn't already.

Or is it a posing pouch? ?

he is probably wearing his thong on his face.

At least he kept his face mask on #safetyfirst

Oh err, forgot how peachy Anton is ?...well it has been a long time. Bottoms up ?

Own up. Who was peeking???

Never mind ‘on the soft side’. I’m sure we smutties can firm things up.?

Ooh I get a bit nervous if desperate people are right behind me in a rowdy bar, would you like to go ahead of me I'm in no rush right now, been sampling my unset Cosmopolitan jellies. Yummy but still on the "too soft yet" side.

Right behind you!

Happyme

Baggy how about eels, they go well with jelly I hear ?

Please dont sully my delicate Cosmopolitan jelly by mentioning eels alongside it. Should be firmly set in a couple of hours so I will test it then and come back to you.

Ooh, food?
Now you're talking!
I'm in the queue.

Hi gsm and AGA ?.
Sven in the poteen barrel...that could explain the cheesy tang...suspected it might be the Admirals socks.
The Queen granted us Tower inmates an amnesty for the jubilee gsm, was sorry to leave actually...miss Sir Loin and the Beefeaters...they were so tasty and ermm ....how can I put it?....well hung!!

Hello Happy me. Can someone help me please? Sven our hunky waiter has fallen into the barrel of poteen and I can't pull him out. May have to just get in there with him ?

Hello Happyme! We didn’t get to meet at the Argy as I was banged up for a client account ‘problem’ and you were having fun with a beefeater at the Tower.
Please don’t mention jellied eels.?

Baggy how about eels, they go well with jelly I hear ?

Hi ixion ? ?. I was propped up by the bar but somehow I am now under it.??? Those poteen Popsicles are well pungent potent!! Aahh sarfend, wonder where my David, Earl of Essex from the waltzer is now? ? be quiet my beating heart sigh

Yes, I think it is well common. Sniff.