For her birthday, I would buy the Queen...?

That’s a good one.
A pair of posh ear plugs to use when the family argue or Harry has anymore to say.

A pair of comfy tracky bottoms and top to relax in after taking off all her formal clothes.

A Cardiganshire Corgi puppy

A new Tupperware box for the old brekkies.

An e-scooter for the miles of corridors she has to cover.

A slanket for cosy nights in front of the TV.

How about this?

Nothing, she has plenty. I’d give the money to charity.
Yes, I realise this is a light hearted thread

I think she would love an e- scooter ixion, great idea.

A pair of jeans - I don’t think I’ve ever seen her in one

A membership of Gransnet with the username QE2 so we know it's her and can find out what she thinks about everything!

A Shetland pony, as befits her age.

Chestnut

A membership of Gransnet with the username QE2 so we know it's her and can find out what she thinks about everything!

I like to think that a member of the Royal Household peruses our humble threads and feeds back to HM!

Some worry beads, noise cancelling headphones and a lifetimes supply of her favourite tipple.

A subscription to’Majesty’ magazine.

A waving hand machine for when she is in the car. Must be tiring all that waving. She would have to make sure she coordinated the glove with her outfit.

ixion

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A membership of Gransnet with the username QE2 so we know it's her and can find out what she thinks about everything!

I like to think that a member of the Royal Household peruses our humble threads and feeds back to HM!

Do you realise she is maybe a member already! OMG, can you imagine...... one of these usernames may actually be her.....if only we knew............... ?

Hee hee, I think I fooled them there, they'll never guess it's me ?

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A Gill's pork pie

A button on her mobile and phone to block M and H. ?

Just a big hug! (Yes, I know it isn't etiquette, but I really think she could use one right now!). Plus the Dorgi puppy of course!

A mobility scooter? Some time of motorised hand on a stick, she must get sick of all that waving.

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ixion

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A membership of Gransnet with the username QE2 so we know it's her and can find out what she thinks about everything!

I like to think that a member of the Royal Household peruses our humble threads and feeds back to HM!

Do you realise she is maybe a member already! OMG, can you imagine...... one of these usernames may actually be her.....if only we knew............... ?

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