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Oh heavens, Mr P has surpassed himself! ?

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phoenix Sat 14-Nov-20 17:21:53

He's just asked me if I wanted to go to the garden centre tomorrow.

I asked him why he thought that, his reply:

"Well, I thought you might like to buy that green thing."

I asked him what green thing he meant.

He replied "You know, that green thing with leaves"

Well, that narrows it downgrinand

Turns out, after further questioning, he meant a rather lovely hellebore that I had admired on our last visit!

Bless him!

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SpringyChicken Sun 15-Nov-20 09:46:31

My podiatrist was discussing plants with a patient who said she must see her amazing Chlamydia.

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phoenix Sun 15-Nov-20 10:08:17

Splutter!

Mr P did something similar, asking the garden centre lady if she had any trailing labia in stock.

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felice Sun 15-Nov-20 10:21:06

I go cold whenever I see DD or SIL wandering round the garden 'looking' at things. What they know about plants would not even fit on the smallest postage stamp.
It has been my project since I moved here and after 8 years it is finally looking good.

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Spangler Sun 15-Nov-20 10:58:32

phoenix Sun 15-Nov-20 10:08:17

Mr P did something similar, asking the garden centre lady if she had any trailing labia in stock.

He probably thinks that the vulva is a Swedish motor car.

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SpringyChicken Sun 15-Nov-20 12:48:24

Trailing labia, now there's a thought.

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phoenix Sun 15-Nov-20 12:59:32

Perhaps, SpringyChicken could be a bit like old men's earlobes, iykwim?

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timetogo2016 Sun 15-Nov-20 13:37:20

That was brilliant SpringyChicken,i laughed out loud and told my DH who did the same.
About time we had a good old laugh.thank you.

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SpringyChicken Sun 15-Nov-20 16:35:55

Suddenly, the tone of this thread has lowered. Haha.

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Lucca Sun 15-Nov-20 16:40:51

I’m shocked. I’m tempted to divert thread to vegetables.
My son sent me this clip this morning.
www.thepoke.co.uk/2020/11/13/funny-looking-veg-is-still-making-the-nation-laugh-after-all-these-years/?fbclid=IwAR1JFDx_ol9GZDlIosBWIXylei4iKx1QRBGLxzMcS4Qa_kAzozzB_fSqEzw

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