I could take up snorkelling or swimming in my back garden today there's so much standing water. That's if I could open the patio doors without them getting ripped off in force 9 gales.
Good Morning Sunday 16th August 2026
Ha! Ha! Haaaaaaaaa! An OBE in exchange for the State Pension?
I Shall Be a Weather Forecaster In My Next Life Or...
"Old fashioned" expressions that young people have never heard.

