A friend of my son has built a whole kitchen at the end of his garden, complete with a pizza oven. There is also a firepit. The only problem is that my son smells like a bonfire after sitting by the pit for a few hours, and I have to wash his clothes twice. I've told him he has to wear a boiler suit next time he goes!
The land is dry, and the people are ...stupid?
Ha! Ha! Haaaaaaaaa! An OBE in exchange for the State Pension?



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