First Saturday
"Oh look George at this beautiful scenery, the trees, the lake, the grass."
"You're right Muriel, it's stunning, lets have our picnic here."
an hour later.................
"What are we going to do with the empty plastic bottles, the food wrappers and the glass you broke Georgie?"
"Just leave them here Mu, don't want to mess up the car".
Second Saturday
"Oh dear George, look at all the mess people have made, I don't want to stop here, it's disgusting."
"Don't cry Mu we'll find somewhere else along the way. Don't put that Snickers wrapper in the footwell love, chuck it out the window".
Engagement Party and then Hen Party
Small things that make you feel happy
The land is dry, and the people are ...stupid?
