Fetishes? Sort of...

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Gosh fetishes....I couldn't log on here quick enough

I once had a man offer to be my slave. All he wanted to do was clean my house and do my ironing. He even said he'd bring his own pinnie. I was at the beginning of my Jezebel period at the time and was still very naïve. I said no. What was I thinking???????????? I could have had all my cleaning and ironing done for free

Haha ?
I met a money pig on a dating site. Some City bigwig. Asked me how much it would cost to keep me for a year.
Thinking it was a joke, I said, £100k.
"Ok" he replied, "let's do it".

I was once asked to share a bath...of custard

Oooh he sounds fun Gabriella Across between Pretty Woman and Indecent Proposal. I don't suppose he looked like Robert Redford or Richard Gere?

A bath of custard....now that is a true fetish [grins]

Ah-ha! But was it covering spotted dick?

No, he didn't. Looked very ordinary but wanted to meet a woman who would take all his money.

@GG54 - I didn't stick around long enough to find. Although I do love custard...

I prefer blancmange, it's stiffer more set. ??

A friend made some money when she was trying to sell some old shoes. A (presumably) man contacted her and asked her if she had any footwear that was really, really, disgusting, because he wanted it. She didn’t have anything as bad as that but he still bought a pair of pumps that had seen better days for a ridiculous amount of money.

@SueDonim - did she keep his number by any chance? I have a wardrobe full of old shoes I need to get rid of.

My friend's husband used to love playing hide and seek, and when he found her, almost hysterical with stifled laughter/fear, he would tickle her.

Many years ago when I was shelving books in the library a man sitting in one of the bays asked if he could try on my high heeled sandals. I said they would be too small and left quickly.

SuzannahM! He did ask if she would let him have first refusal if she was getting rid of any more. She then moved house, hundreds of miles away, although I’m not sure that was entirely connected. ?

I wouldn't mind a bath full of custard, as long as it had a banana or two.

Sorry GG54 - we seem to have derailed your thread on to real fetishes.

PS some of us will need some extra cash when this is all over, I'm taking notes

Two friends and I were walking through local woods with our minded children years ago.
Coming towards us was an older man, conventionally dressed, and a younger man dressed only in black leather shorts and black boots.
As we got closer we realised the younger man had a studded dog collar round his neck and the older man was holding the lead.
We said "Good morning" and passed on by.
I'm afraid to say one friend just couldn't control her mirth.
Fortunately the children didn't seem to notice ?

Walking through trees behind a secluded beach we encountered 3 naked men lying on the grass. Later found it was a gay haunt.

I have a thing about rubber gloves, long tellow ones with that particular odour. I would like to see Monty Don in them while planing an Pseudocopulation pressing it down and down in his gloves in the moist earth. Oh Monty, come to Mama.

I once had a phone call from someone purporting to be conducting a survey on behalf of Pretty Polly tights.

We had such a long conversation, with him asking my colour preference in tights, along with countless other questions about when I wore them and so on.

I only realised when he asked if I ever went out in a short skirt with no knickers, but tights on, that something was amiss.

Whilst working last week (well known supermarket)

I was putting this older males shopping through.

He had 2 rolls of masking tape.

I said "oh you doing some decorating"?

Long pause..................no longer than that!!................

He said "no"

"oh ok " said me.

He then said "If I told you what I wanted it for , you would think I was weird"

I just finished putting his shopping through and said that will be ££ please thankyou byeeeeeeeee .

A man used to get on the same bus as DD1 when she first started work and ask to smell women passengers shoes. He caught the bus every day and nothing was done to stop it. As far as she knew his request was never accepted.