We got married just before Christmas and I didn’t have a clue how to do anything much. We didn’t have a phone and dh spent much of Christmas Day rushing up and down to the nearest phone box to call his sister and ask her how to to do things like roast potatoes and make gravy. 
My mum never used onions and so I also clearly recall peeling an onion and taking off the next layer and the next layer until I ended up with this tiny white bulb. I think I’ve improved a bit since then!
Richard E Grant's Very Modern Odyessey
The land is dry, and the people are ...stupid?


