Amusing surnames lighthearted post

There was a teacher at my son's school called Mr.P.Nutt.
This was true, but I didn't believe it when I was told that his wife was called Hazel.
Until recently my physio was called David Essex.

Our local dairy farmer was a Mr. curd.

When i was in the WRAF on one base we had a Dr Bloodworth, Padre Vicars and Cpl Sargeant

The estates manager where we used to live was a Mr Twelvetrees.

Many years ago, I knew a guy by the name of 'William Williams' - unusual, but NOT uncommon.

One day, however, he came into the office where I worked to complete a form.

Where it asked for 'First Name' - he put 'William Williams'.
Where it asked for 'Surname' - he put 'Williams' ....................... among my work colleagues, he was then forever known as 'Triple Willie' !

I worked with a Theresa Green once, quite common I think.
Our school honours board included Vera Willey and Ina Buckett.

Many years ago I worked for an NHS department and we listed the best names as we came across them. I have about 50 or more, and I kid you not, they are real names!
Zsa Zsa Czap
Pearl Button
Kui Chui
Fat Kow Chow
Doris Kit Cat
Myra Smellie Dick
Treasure Ireland
Shitlaxtif Patel
Surapol Klungthong
I could go on............

I worked for the NHS and we had a doctor called Dr Killman.

Another was Mr Chackravarty and he changed it to Mr Chackrabarty because his children were being teased at school.

My daughter heard of a Mr Abdo Fahrty.

A lot of foreign people think they have perfectly good names not realising how amusing or rude they are to us Brits.

I have an unfortunate last name. Sometimes I feel like being rude to people who think they are being funny making comments about it. I just give them a look and hope they apologise.
My children suffered comments from teachers , medical staff and anyone who they had to give their name to.
Stop before you make your so called funny comments , you are being unkind not funny.
My children have changed their name.

There was a poor lad called Russell Sprout at my school and my dad once had a colleague called Mr Sorearse, I kid you not. He used to pronounce it Sorryarsay ...

What a wonderful thread!

I have had such a laugh reading them.

Wouldn’t it be funny if someone recognised their maiden name from some of these school days ones and came on here to say “that was me “ !

When I worked at an RAF camp, the officer in charge of the Medical Centre was a Squadron Leader Bone.

Our hospital's urologist was Dr Dick

My neighbours changed their name by Deed Poll from Alcock to Ainsley and I had to have it explained to me.

Thomas67 - the OP has already apologised in advance. I'm afraid you can't stop people being amused by something, although I can understand your feelings if you have had problems with your name.

Our music teacher at school was Miss Trumper.
My doctor was Dr Payne (he was very nice actually).
Where I worked we had a customer called Miss Lillycrap.
A boy at my children’s school was Luke Walker (what’s wrong with that I hear you say! Well his middle name was Sky)

My surname before marriage was Blizard and I worked in an office with Wendy Frost! My two cousins, surname Jones, both married Joan...Joan Jones!

A boy in my class at school was Reginald Tiplady.

Many years ago I was in a queue in a shop and the man in front had the surname De'ath.

when we visit caterham on the hill cemetery. theres an albert coffin...theres the usual joke.he died of a cough and the coffin carried him off in..(coffin /offin)

One of my friends used to be married to a man called King her husband’s name was Joe! Brother had it worse his name was Wayne!
A colleague’s daughter went to school with Justin Thyme and my DH had a headmaster called Mr Badcock! You can only imagine how much he was teased in an all boys school!
My personal favourite was a lady who I met at work called Iona who had married a man called Parrett! She laughed about it!

I have been treated by a Dr D'Athe and mum told me she went to school with Teresa Green

I’ve taught a Theresa Green and a Marina Barnacle.

Three ladies known as Mesdames Hassle, Bottom and Mallett ran a local choir for primary aged children, who used to proclaim that they’d better not give any hassle for fear of being hit on the bottom with a mallett!!

shysal we had a family friend who was a dentist called Savage and I went to school with a girl called Jennifer Daft !