Was just getting out of the bath, reached over to grab my towel of the rail. and both feet slipped out from under me. I went down flat on my front, full length, boob crushed on the flat corner bit of the bath, and hip crushed against somewhere else.
Not got a rapidly expanding bruise on said boob, and a bleeding cut on hip. Otherwise unharmed apart from shakiness.
Son was in house so had to come and drag me upright in all my nekked glory. 
Poor son.
Why can't I wear this to a wedding?


Hope you feel better soon.
I know this is a bit grandma and eggs, but do you have one of those non-slip bath mats? 

or maybe not the wine 

