Clever company names

I buy my toilet rolls/tissues from a company called Who gives a crap. They’re originally Australian so they use that word freely. I like them because they use recycled paper, don’t use any plastic and donate 50% to building toilets in under developed countries. The writing on their packets is also amusing and can be recycled too. A few friends have been a bit shocked at the name which is on each wrapper ?

I like that one too Mamma ?
Someone else mentioned it up thread. I think it must be the same van.

I’ve seen a dog-walking service called Houndstretchers.

Many years ago I was driving through Harrogate and saw a builders van with what has to be the best name ever - I have never forgotten it.

Khan & Brother - you’ve tried the Cowboys now try the Indians.

It still makes me chuckle to this day. I don’t live near there and don’t need any builders, but under different circumstances I would probably have used them just because of the name!

The lovely dog groomers I used to take my Maltese Terriers (RIP) to on the Isle of Sheppey was called Doggy Style.

This one has a lengthy explanation - but stick with it!...…

The stop before last on the Liverpool Northern train line is Edge Hill. So, 'getting off at Edge Hill' is a very well known euphemism for the withdrawal method of contraception.

At Broadgreen railway station there is a scaffolding company called Climax. Their sign reads " Why get off at Edge Hill when there is a Climax at Broadgreen!"

Very witty - or is it just scouse humour?

There used to be an Indian restaurant in our town called Balti Towers in the days of the John Cleese comedy.

There was a building firm in my home town called 'Bodge it and Scarper' ??

Wright Hassell. ..legal firm in Leamington Spa! As an office junior I worked alongside Ms Blizard and Ms Frost in the same office!

For those who know cockney rhyming slang I think there's still a pub in London called Brahms and Liszt.

There's also the suggested name for solicitors - Wright Hassall.

There is an estate agent in Kidderminster with the genuine name of Doolittle and Dalley. I can just picture them, cups of coffee at hand, feet on the desk, saying, Sorry, there has been a bit of a delay in your house sale!

London based wine merchants called Planet of the Grapes.

We saw a yellow hearse called 'Only Fools and Hearses'. They apparently do custom funerals - not quite sure about that though!

Ha! I see what you mean shw

I meant to say ‘in Fuengirola which is near the town where we live in Spain ...’

It did make it sound though as if people hadn’t an igloo where Fuengirola is!,

When I was a child there was a local dentist called Mr. L'Tooth

A hairdressers above a green grocers called
Uppercuts

My doctor years ago was called Dr Dose

My hairdressers are called streakers, and I used to have a chimney sweep whose name was Mr Grimes

Our hairdresser is Sizzatrix.

? these have really perked me up, thanks for sharing everyone.

Spa near me Skin and Tonic

There used to be a hairdresser in Crewe called Crew Cuts.

I used to go to a hairdresser called”Curling you softly” and when I was a child our local greengrocer used to deliver fruit and vegetables in a horse and cart.
On the side of the cart was written
“Why not lettuce deliver your vegetables.”

Urmstongran.
Thanks for the information re location of Fuengirola

We have near me fish n chip shop called the codfather hairdressers called scruffs, another cut n blow, a cut above the rest,