Every year I say I’m going to be more responsible, and every year when I’ve failed to do anything about it, I order reams of shiny paper from John Lewis.
Every year, I say I’m definitely cutting down on present buying, and every year my present wrapping room looks like a branch of Hamleys.
I have the very best of intentions, but something always seems to go wrong.
Ha! Ha! Haaaaaaaaa! An OBE in exchange for the State Pension?
I Shall Be a Weather Forecaster In My Next Life Or...
"Old fashioned" expressions that young people have never heard.




