For disabled me she's invaluable. Turns lights on, kettle on, TV on, cam 'drop in on the girls or OH in another room so I can ask for something, music, TV episodes, times table tunes for my daughters, quizzes, quick reference for pretty much everything and anything etc.
The fart and extreme fart are hilarious.
Why on earth would amazon be listening for? It would be spying. What on earth do you discuss?
What is your favourite healthy vegetarian meal?
The land is dry, and the people are ...stupid?
Why can't I wear this to a wedding?
Hexham - is it a nice place to retire to - cousin retiring there?



