Had to laugh

Not a headline but I recently read that Roman men could get special dispensation from Emperor Claudius
to fart during meals.

The source is Suetonius but he only said Claudius considered it but I like to think it was one of his many, many edicts.

No dispensation for women of course.

I have heard that during WW2 a newspaper (variously the Times, Guardian or Daily Mail) printed the headline:
'Allies push bottles up Germans'.

Probably apocryphal but amusing and a salutary lesson on the importance of the comma.

This has got to be a "wind" up!

“and they call you the wind Mariah”

And the wind cries Mary!

The answer my friend, is blowin' in the wind.

Because Trump is an old fart ?

These posts have blown me away!

Its an ill wind!

It'll blow over!

Enough to blow your wig off!

IMO, just a lot of hot air!

What a blast !

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...blow by blow account...