If you had just bought your old feller some clothes for his holiday from JD Williams...

Don't light a match anywhere near him for the next 30 mins
Why not? It was used in very efficient fire extinguishers years ago; probably still is in NZ!
Unless you simply want to poison him!

I think mine has a problem with colour.
ie what matches what

I'm loving reading all this it's so funny. What was the original question anyway!

I'm going to look at J D Williams' s catalogue, never looked before.

C The Premier Man male models are really dishy!

The original question has been dealt with Millie, It's all in the case, unwashed.

I hope you’re not flying, Gonegirl - that’s a joke, by the way....... Enjoy the Dordogne!

I am flying, and I've been ticked off by my GS. so don't you start

Thank you.

It's only a little fly, isn't it?

Would that be a greenfly or maybe a fruit fly, Gonegirl? Not a butterfly, they must use up loads of energy, they're so big!

Alright, flight!

Nooo, I like fly! More scope for the imagination.