DH has just wandered out into the garden stark naked

Luckily we are reasonably private.

Blimey Gonegirl .

Thank goodness you’re “reasonably private” the poor neighbours would’ve had a heart failure .

Heh heh Gonegirl

You see, he has the body confidence to do that.

Wish I had!
My bare body exposed for any length of time would certainly put OH off his food, scare the cat and probably cause the garden plants to wilt and die!

Oh gonegirl I needed a laugh while thanking my lucky stars it wasn't Mr C who has never thought much about other peoples sensibilities. I don't dare tell him what I'm laughing at or he just might think what a good idea. .

I need a laugh ?????

??

Unless he was simply showing off Gonegirl

You never know gillybob. You never know!!!

Sweetcheek why does your name seem so appropriate for this thread?

I hoping that it was pre bath Gonegirl .
I would be quite upset if I had a drippin wet husband wandering through the house and in to the garden.

where's the fig leaf when you need one!

We knew someone who was a keen gardener and always worked outside in the nude weather permitting. I tried to keep the image out of my head.

Send him round, I need something to hang my clothes line on

Remins me of the eveing my Oh decided to decorate the bathroom and because it was so hot he did it nude...I was surpised when a neighbour knocked the door and asked me to let him know he should maybe shut the window .Everone who drove up the street could clearly see him..oops.Well he was very young in 1976 and it was a very hot summer .

With luck, he might grow up one of these days and stop behaving like a spoiled brat.

Why is wandering around in the nude in a private garden behaving like a spoilt brat?

It was very funny.

Great sense of humour you've got there RosieLeah,

He was just making a point

If I don't put the towels out then DH always takes the wrong ones out of the airing cupboard.

Although - is there such a thing as a 'wrong towel'?

I hope this thread isn't going to bring back my recurring nightmare of calmly walking through M&S to buy a prawn cocktail.

Calmly walking through M&S naked I should have said. I always ruin punchlines and stories by missing out that one important word.

Does everything have to be 'just so' in his world?

Minimoo I guessed it. We all did.

God no RosieLeah! I wouldn't be in his world if that was the case.

Have you got the hump, Rosie?