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vaginal steam clean anyone?-lighthearted

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petunia Tue 18-Jun-19 15:54:59

i read today that clelbs are flocking to have their vaginas steamcleaned
three things occured to me.

are staff in A+E geared up to treating internal third degree burns

how do you run the area in cold water on the burnt bits

and i wonder what the nozzle looks like

ps-dont think ill be doing this. i dont get mucky enough for a steam clean

Pix5 Wed 19-Jun-19 15:20:27

Oh dear, aren't they self cleaning, like ovens. Reminds me of the time I dated a Doctor, many moons ago. I told him, I had my period, and couldn't go stay with him, he was disgusted by it. He said ladies periods are revolting????. Needless to say we didn't go too far in our relationship. Men like him encourage woman to do daft things like steam clean.

Megs36 Wed 19-Jun-19 14:56:20

Are lady gardens the same as front bottoms???

agnurse Wed 19-Jun-19 14:24:17

If your privates smell of fish that usually means you have bacterial vaginosis. This is an infection, but it's not an STI. It's treated with antibiotics.

The vagina does have a natural smell to it, but it shouldn't be fishy. That indicates a problem.

Willow10 Wed 19-Jun-19 14:06:50

Maybe a feather duster on a stick would be better - or even a chimney sweep? Those cobwebs get everywhere! grinwink

b1zzle Wed 19-Jun-19 13:55:28

Oh how I needed a good belly laugh today - and this was it - especially the thought of Dyson bringing out a new nozzle! Brilliant!

Amagran Wed 19-Jun-19 13:53:53

Didn't Joanna Lumley have something similar in a village somewhere? - I think on her Asian travels, but can't remember now.

merlotgran Wed 19-Jun-19 13:44:02

Poor Gwynnie awoke with a scream,
She'd just had a horrible dream,
But it soon became clear
She had nothing to fear,
She'd forgotten to turn on the steam!

sarahanew Wed 19-Jun-19 13:37:43

Obviously these celebrities have more money than sense. I'm sure such a treatment is unnecessary! Well done whoever dreamed up making money out of the rich in this way!

breeze Wed 19-Jun-19 13:35:51

Try not to think about mine these days. Last time I saw it it looked like an old Brillo pad shock sad

kittylester Wed 19-Jun-19 13:31:10

My oven cleaner cancelled last week - maybe he was worried I'd ask for a price for a job lot.grin

crazyH Wed 19-Jun-19 13:09:51

Oh I've had my laugh for today !!

Apricity Wed 19-Jun-19 13:08:38

Oh Grans, you are a wicked lot. And squeaky clean as well. Have been having a lot of 'renovation down under' laughs. ?

Nanny27 Wed 19-Jun-19 12:43:57

Do you think the (rather elderly but nice) man who comes to steam clean my oven would mind me asking?

lmm6 Wed 19-Jun-19 11:31:27

These people are seriously mad. I always get cross hearing this sort of rubbish because I think of the many wonderful causes this money could be spent on.

Lynne54 Wed 19-Jun-19 11:28:15

Just makes me think of a vacuum cleaner and I start to feel like a furry carpet !!!

sassenach512 Wed 19-Jun-19 11:05:58

Who would want a job at that salon looking at assorted bushes and lady gardens every day? confused

trisher Wed 19-Jun-19 10:49:42

So do you suppose men are going to start asking before they will do anything "When were you last steam cleaned?"

Fennel Wed 19-Jun-19 10:48:01

She's crackers - and stupid too. We need all the natural lubrication we can get, especially at our age when it's beginning to dry up.
I wonder what the men think? I've heard they like that fishy smell

Squiffy Wed 19-Jun-19 10:46:29

Merlot I've just watched the video you posted and I'm now wondering what ads are going to keep popping up on my screen!! shock hmm

breeze Wed 19-Jun-19 10:44:56

Well I guess that would flush the bats out of my abandoned mine! smile

orly Wed 19-Jun-19 10:43:42

Can it do your oven at the same time?

Rowantree Wed 19-Jun-19 10:37:24

I hope she puts the process on You Tube for our delectation....
[h'mm]

Rowantree Wed 19-Jun-19 10:35:35

More money than sense? No sense at all, anyways.

What if you hoover your fanny inside out, eh? Induce a prolapse? Good grief. With all the urgent issues to focus on, Paltrow picks a steamed noony?

pamdixon Wed 19-Jun-19 10:32:09

this is the best thread ever!!

Minshy Wed 19-Jun-19 10:14:07

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