vaginal steam clean anyone?-lighthearted

This is so funny and bizarre. Look for “Bonjela on my fanjo”. I was reading this old post 2 years ago whilst sitting on a balcony in Portugal reading it out to my husband who found it as funny as I did.

This has been a lot of fun! I must go and check the undergrowth...... ?

Haven’t got anything to add, but this has made me cry with laughter whilst waiting for a delayed train! Keep going ladies!

Oh what a laugh I have had reading these posts- really cheered me up

I think soon Hoovers/Steam clean mops will be coming with lots of Extra attachments..."Bush Trimming" maybe..!

" the tool that does everything bar hoover your carpets"

reminds me of the first Black n Decker Drill I bought many years ago, it had various attachments for sawing/drilling /sanding it was a right fag to keep swapping them about.

Tallulahbelle. She can’t act, either!

Menopaws. ?

I don't think stones up there is a good idea, one sneeze and I'd shoot myself in the foot!

I think Gwyneth Paltrow ain't "The full shilling"...what is she gonna come up with next...steam cleaning your vagina....she is just an attention seeker coming up with more and more rubbish all the time. She should stick to acting.

dragonfly46 You mentioned "I expect it goes with the colonic irrigation - it all sounds far too painful for me!"

Here is one person's experience with it.

www.theguardian.com/travel/2002/mar/09/restandrelaxation.shopping

Read it to the end. Life will never be the same again.

I wonder if anyone can write an article on vaginal steam cleaning too!

They used to say that snorting cocaine was God’s way of telling you that you had too much money ........!

LollieLove. So, did you pee on your hand?

I’m trying to imagine how the process works. Do you sit on a sort of loo seat with a bowl of water with a fire under it? Sort of ear candling only down there?

Ok ladies....let's share some "duh" moments with each other...for a laugh...and perhaps help each other realize we're not the only dumb a**! Here's one for ya....I sat down on the toilet to pee, and was thinking about something else, wiped myself and then realized I hadn't even gone pee yet!!?

HAHAHAHA!

Megs36. Pretty much the same, but to me “Lady garden” is more to do with trimming and growth, eg. Hollywood or Landing Strip! ?

Merlot. - you rock! ?

Yes, Joanna Lumley did something similar but, if I remember correctly, she sat on a stool with a hole in the seat and a fire was lit beneath her. Her expression during this procedure was so amusing. (I am guessing when this was done for real no underwear was worn!)

Surely a good hoovering prior to a steam clean, but not too warm!

In Paris maybe not with steam, but certainly internal clean considered essential.

Thanks to ag nurse for her superior knowledge.??

They are self-cleaning. If you're that worried about it, a little water (no soap, no douche, no perfumes) should suffice.

Actually, it is only funny because we all know better!

I shudder to think what teenage girls who are too shy to ask their mothers about personal hygiene might get up to.

This is one of the -- fanniest-- - sorry funniest threads I have seen on here.

Thank you ladies -and Gynneth Paltrow for giving me a much needed chuckle

Megs36 yes, apparently.