A friend was out riding his horse a few years back when he and the horse parted company on a quiet country road. The horse disappeared at a fast pace leaving him lying there on the tarmac, unable to get up (he'd broken the head of his femur, but didn't realise it at the time). He telephoned the A & E department of the local hospital and explained and asked if they could come and pick him up so that he could be examined by one of their doctors. "You need to call an ambulance" he was told. "But ambulances are only for emergencies" he replied. "Can you get up?" the A & E nurse enquired. "No, I can't move my leg" he said. "Well," she said, "I rather think that's an emergency, don't you?" We've never let him live that one down! He did dial 999 and was most apologetic to the call handler and the ambulance crew when they reached him.
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