Brexit April fools

Mamcaz, I tried sending you a private e mail, but it wouldn't let me for some reason, no problems sending others ?

Teacher daughter casually asked the kids in her tutor group if they knew what time Theresa May's visit to the school was expected.

Hope they weren't disappointed! (Or relieved)

Grammaretto There was a nice story in the metro today about the Pilgrim Fathers leaving from Cornwall rather than Devon.

Don't know if that was a joke or not, but AFAIR they went to Leiden in the Netherlands first before heading west :-)

My friend’s husband phoned her to say he had had an ‘explosive’ stomach upset, so could she walk down to the village with clean clothes and soapy water to clean both him and the car!

She did not laugh.

There was a brilliant article on News Thump about the RNIB training cats to help blind people, and lots of comments about the bother with cat flaps and blind people being found sleeping in the airing cupboard!

There was a nice story in the metro today about the Pilgrim Fathers leaving from Cornwall rather than Devon. I liked that. Was it true?

sodapop
You are so bad MamaCaz

I know, but I just couldn't resist ?

Well done.
Trouble is I never know what is a joke and what's real.
It's one long joke.
One long bad joke.

Wonderful, well done.

You are so bad MamaCaz

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Mid, not Mlid!